Two Crippled Zombies

Hush (2016)

On our 54th episode we are talking about Mike Flanagan's Hush from 2016. Discussing the "Shush Cut" version and how unbelievably amazing it is. We dig into the movie with everything from cinematography, sound, acting, practical effects and more! Don't miss out on our conversation about one of the most unique home invasion movies out there!

Uncle Buck (1989)

"Ever hear of a ritual killing"? Put on your fedora's & light up your cigars. On this episode we head back to 1989 to talk about the family charity case Uncle Buck. We discuss the movie in full along with the one and only John Candy. We all miss John but at least he left us with some of the greatest comedies out there to date. We hope you get as much enjoyment out of this episode as we did.
R.I.P. John Candy

Fright Night (1985)

Jerry and Billy seem like normal neighbors.... if you can ignore the blacked-out windows, apple cores in the yard and the coffin being carried inside. While the rest of the neighborhood goes about their business, teenager Charlie Brewster comes to realize the suave guy next door, Jerry Dandrige, is a vampire. 
Join us as we discuss what is arguably the best vampire movie of all time: FRIGHT NIGHT!

Clown in a Cornfield

"THAT'S A LOT OF FRENDO'S" 
We're hacking and slashing our way through the cornstalks on this episode of Clown in a Cornfield. What intrigued us to watch this was director Eli Craig who also directed Tucker & Dale vs Evil. It has to be awesome right? Well, we would be lying if we said this was an awesome movie.
Click and listen to find more about Frendo the Clown, a strange town, delinquent kids and an unnecessary "romance". We also dig into the cinematography, practical effects, blood and gore, acting and more. 
 

Planes, Trains and Automobiles (1987)

Don't worry! We're still a horror movie podcast. We thought it would be fun to add a little something extra into our show. Once a month we will be discussing a movie that's not horror. Something more Nostalgic. It starts here with our 50th episode!
We're talking about Planes, Trains and Automobiles. And of course we get into discussing the late great John Candy. This was a movie that we thought would be hard for us to not steer away from and go off on tangents. We said screw it and did it anyway because it's John Candy. Listen to hear more. We hope you enjoy it. This one's for John.
R.I.P. John Candy

Little Monsters (1989)

Was Howie Mandel shooting cocaine when he did this movie? If so.... IT SHOWS!!!
Check out this episode of a crazy little movie from 1989 we discuss called Little Monsters.  Is this a great performance from Howie Mandel? Was Daniel Stern just phoning it in? Was this movie actually scary at times? Does Little Monsters still hold up today? Find out what Two Crippled Zombies thoughts are. 

The Burbs (1989)

"I wanna kill everyone, Satan is good, Satan is our pal!"
Experience what happens when your neighbors snoop and spy on other neighbors on this episode of The Burbs. What's worse? Being stung by dozens of Bee's? Digging up a femur? Blowing up your neighbor's house? We don't know either! Hear our take on this hilariously creepy movie starring Tom Hanks, Bruce Dern, Rick Ducommun, Courtney Gains and MORE! 

Jason Wrap Up (BONUS)

Join us as we wrap up the Friday the 13th franchise! This was another super fun franchise to dissect. 
On this bonus episode Mike & Johnny discuss their likes and dislikes from these movies. Which Jason Mask is the best. Favorite Kill. Least favorite kill. Favorite set of B00BS? And of course, favorite movie. 

Friday the 13th (2009)

After a slight detour through Hell and Space we make it back to Earth and head back to Camp Crystal Lake. It's been 8 years since we last saw Jason Voorhees and since then there's been some changes. The horrible story, annoying cast and a little too much nudity. And Jason Voorhees is now a hunter? Derek Mears (who portrays slasher Jason Voorhees) might be the only best thing about this movie. What will we rate this movie? Join us as we grab our machetes and hack through this..... interesting remake? Yes. It's interesting. 

Jason X

Hell must have froze over because Jason Voorhees is BACK in Jason X! This time in Space. And in space no one can hear you scream. Tune in to hear us discuss the movies blend of sci-fi and horror, terrible dialogue, Kane Hodder's incredible performance, Jason's uber transformation and one of the most memorable kills in the franchise. Our ratings might surprise some of you. Listen in to find out the rest.